Indian Dating Fun

Cruise for Indian Singles

2007-10-30T13:39:00.000+05:30

The online internet dating site that caters to the romantic needs of Indians all over the world will be hosting a singles cruise on the Third of November.

This event for Indian singles will start of from the New York harbor on the Bateaux ship. As the cruise boat sails through the Hudson river, the matchmaking frenzy will start. There will be a number of sections each focusing on one section of the Indian dating community. For those who prefer speed dating, a part of the ship has been set up for it, but even those who shy off from such events and prefer a direct networking and meeting kind of atmosphere will have fun and be able to meet other single Indians.

Called the New York Singles Sunset Cruise and organized by one of North America's larger dating sites, this get together is bound to bring in Indian professionals from all over the nation. Some will also be attending from Canada, the Bahamas and other neighbouring countries.

According to one of the party goers, the reason for IndianDating.com's success is that casual and cool ambience. This, according to the smiling Desi, is a powerful aphrodisiac to matchmaking.

Note: To be eligible to attend, you must be between the age of twenty-four and thirty-eight, and you must be of Indian descent.

Indian Dating Jokes

2006-09-10T15:34:00.001+05:30

An Indian father comes up to his son on the eve of his marriage to someone he met through an Online Indian Dating service and said:
"I promise you that in the future you will look back to this day and consider it as the most happiest in your life."

The Indian son is surprised:
"But I am getting married tomorrow."

The Indian father replied:
"Precisely."

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An Indian Husband got sick.

The Indian Husband:
"Call a veterenarian, I'm not feeling well."

The Indian Wife:
Why a veterenarian and not a doctor?"

The Indian Husband:
"Because I live like a dog, work as hard as a donkey and am married to a beast."

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An Indian boy turns to his mother and asks:
"Isn't it true that god gives us our food?"

The Indian mother answers:
"Yes."

The Indian boy continues:
"And isn't it also true that god watches over us?"

The Indian mother answers:
"Yes."

The Indian boy thinks for a while and then turns:
"So then why do we need father?"

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Indian Dating: Good, Bad and the Ugly

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: Giving the birds & bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer

Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do

Good: You're son is dating someone new he met an an Indian dating site.
Bad: It's another man
Ugly: He's your best friend

Good: You're wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago

I like Indians and that is why I love dating Indian women.

Indian Dating Babu Pays The Price Of Marriage

2006-07-27T18:43:00.001+05:30

Indian Dating Babu and Sharmila were married twenty-five years. They decided to celebrate with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt, became very friendly. Indian Dating Babu brushed her off rather rudely. Sharmila objected, "Indian Dating Babu, she was nice, that young woman, and you were so rude."

"Sharmila, she's a prostitute."

"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?

"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it." In their room, Indian Dating Babu called down to the desk and asked for Candie to come to room 1217.

"Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, okay?" She did. Soon, there was a knock on the door. Indian Dating Babu opened it and Candie walked in, swirling her hips provocatively.

"So, I see you're interested after all," she said.

Indian Dating Babu asked, "How much do you charge?"

"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."

Indian Dating Babu was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25."

Candie laughed derisively. "You must really be a babu if you think you can buy sex for that price."

"Well," said Indian Dating Babu, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye." After she left, Sharmila came out of the bathroom. "I just can't believe it."

Indian Dating Babu said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."

At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Candie came up behind Indian Dating Babu and pointed slyly at Sharmila, "See what you get for $25?"

Dating Indians Ark Style

2006-06-19T15:43:00.001+05:30

Everything I need to know about the Indian dating scene and life, I learned from Noah's Ark. Does that seem funny to you? Maybe it is, but the fact is that one of the ways, I have found and learnt from, to improving my dating Indian women is by putting into praqctice these simple rules:

1) The first thing to keep in mind is not to miss the boat. By this I mean that you should strike immediately if you recognize even a slight chance of dating Indians. Don't wait or it will slip away.

2) Remember that all of us in the online Indian dating world are all in the same boat. So, act accordingly and try not to upset or anger others.

3) Plan ahead. Don't go out on a date with an Indian girl without planning. Just like Noah who didn't wait until it began to rain, you too shouldn't wait unti you are in front of the sexy Indian girl.

4) Work a staying fit. Just like Noah, who when he was 600 years old, God asked him to build an ark, you too might need to do something "interesting" with a beautiful Indian girl in the night.

5) Stop listening to all those who criticize your Indian dating plans; just act it out and get on with the job you have set out to do: date Indian women.

6) Noah built his future on high ground and likewise, you too should build a solid relationship on high ground. By this I mean that you should not create a superficial relationship with the Indian girl you are dating.

7) It is just as important to bear in mind that speed isn't always an advantage. In the ark, the snails were on board with the cheetahs.

8) Remember, that the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. So do not feel that you have no chance: you can succeed dating Indian women just as easily as the next guy.

Dating Funny Indian Women

2006-05-21T18:57:00.000+05:30

One of the most happier times I had dating Indian women was the time I met Sharmila. She wasn't very hot, but she was so very funny!

Here's a joke she told me:

What Happens if a fly falls in a cup of Coffee?

The Englishman: Throws his cup away and walks away.

The American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.

The Japanese: Drinks the coffee with the insect since it is a free bonus.

The Gujarati: Sells the coffee to the American, the insect to the Chinese, and gets himself a new cup of coffee.

The Pakistani: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his coffee, relates the issue to violence and then asks the UN for aid. Takes a loan from the European Union (EC) to buy another cup of coffee and uses the money to fund terror.

I laughed so much that the only way she could stop me was by kissing me. Wow! And I though that dating Indian women was beginning to become all the same! She was terrific and sexy!

Indian Dating Test

2006-05-11T01:10:00.000+05:30

No cheating. If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose? Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you and about your chances of dating Indian girls!

Sorry you can only pick one:
Angel Food Cake
Brownies
Lemon Meringue Pie
Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Icing
Strawberry Short Cake
Chocolate Icing on Chocolate Cake
Ice Cream
Carrot Cake

And NO, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be! It will have an impact on your Indian dating options and capabilities.
OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what psychiatric research says about you and your Indian dating possibilities:

ANGEL FOOD CAKE:
Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

BROWNIES:
You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

LEMON MERINGUE PIE:
Smooth, sexy, and articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to talk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have many good friends.

VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING:
Fun loving, sassy, humorous. Not very grounded in life. Very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you. You are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE:
Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch! You also tend to melt. You can be overly emotional at times. And sometimes can be annoying.

CHOCOLATE ICING ON CHOCOLATE CAKE:
Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

ICE CREAM:
You like sports, whether it is baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

CARROT CAKE:
You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.

So did this answer your question about dating Indian women or Indian dating? No, well if you are really interested in dating Indian girls, stupid quizzes such as this are not the answer!

Dating Indian Girls in Rome

2006-05-04T16:24:00.001+05:30

Ok. This is not about dating Indian girls in Rome, but more something funny I heard from a copule of Italian Indian women I met the last time I was in Rome. They were gorgeous and funny too: dressed like Italian women, looked like super-hot and sexy Indian women!

Two Indian Girls in Rome

Two Indian girls are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him. The other one the Star of David. Many people go by and look at both the Indian girls, but only put money into the hat of the Indian girl sitting behind the cross. A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the Indian girl behind the cross, but none give to the Indian girl behind the Star of David.

Finally, the priest goes over to the Indian girl behind the Star of David and says: "My poor girl, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a 'Star of David' in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a girl who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give to her just out of spite." The Indian girl behind the 'Star of David' listened to the priest, turned to the other Indian girl with the cross and said:

"Nirmala, look who's trying to teach the Gujrathi brothers about marketing

Conversation with Indian Girl Friend

2006-04-20T18:35:00.000+05:30

Indian Girl: Why do you love me?

Indian Boy: I cannot tell the reason, but it is true that I really love you.

Indian Girl: If you cannot tell me the reason why you love me then how can you say you do? How can you even say you like me? Maybe it is just because you like dating Indian women or love dating Indian girls?

Indian Boy: I really do not know why, but you know what? I can prove it.

Indian Girl: Proof? No. I want you to tell me why you love me over all the other Indian girls. My Indian friend has a boyfriend and he can tell you why he loves her.

Indian Boy: Ok, ok. I love you because:

your voice is sweet
you are caring
you are thoughtful
you are loving
I like your smile
of your every movements

The Indian woman felt very satisfied with her boyfriend's answer, but unfortunately, a few days later she met with a terrible accident and went in a coma. Her Indian boyfriend then placed a letter by her side:

Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you – now can you talk? No. Therefore, I cannot love you.
Because of your care and concern that I like you – now that you cannot show them, I cannot love you.
Because of your smile, of your every movement that I love you – now can you smile? Can you move? No. Therefore I cannot love you.

If love needs a reason then like now there is no reason for me to love you anymore.
Does love need a reason? NO! Therefore, I still love you.

Remember these wonderful thoughts the next time you begin dating Indians. They are thoughtful and nice, you be the same too!

Dating Indian Women

2006-04-17T16:55:00.000+05:30

If you are older and are about to begin dating an Indian woman or even an Indian girl, take the following into consideration: Indian girls like to sweet talk and call you all kinds of nicknames and things. I've been called pumpkin (annoying), teddy bear (sweet), cuddly (nice), sweety (not bad), honey, massala mirchi (don't ask!) and so one.

All I am saying is that if you have started dating an Indian girl or have begun to go out with an Indian woman, keep this in mind.

It reminds me of a joke a friend told me:

The Indian Mommy
An Indian mother walks her son to the school bus stop on his first day of kindergarten.

"Behave, my Bubaleh" she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your mother, Tataleh! And come right back home on the bus, Mere Bachen, your Mommy loves you a lot, my Ramu!"

At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my Pupaleh learn on his first day of school?"

The boy answers, "I learned that my name is Sanjay."

Indian Dating is Fun

2006-04-08T22:26:00.001+05:30

I have dated many indian girls and indian women and other than the usual traditional problems, I just love dating indian women!

If you do too, then you will like this blog of mine where I talk about the different issues that we face and more importantly (at least to me) where I will relate some of my indian dating experiences to all those interested in dating indian women too.